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My Dad's response to his white co-workers making fun of his accent

White Co-Worker: That's not how you say it.
My Dad: But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.
White Co-Worker: Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?
My Dad: You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?
White Co-Worker: Just English
My Dad: Tell me something. What does a cow say?
White Co-Worker: Moo?
My Dad: That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*
White Co-Worker: *sheds white tears*

(Source: sandandglass, via kingsleyyy)

teacher: you have a new classmate
me: please for the love of god be a hot boy

alltime-fallout:

rlmjob:

unclefather:

I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want? 

your kik

haha and then what? ;)

(via naijackellen)

dicksplit:

Do you want ice cream?

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with sprinkles?

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and hot fudge?

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(via naijackellen)

"A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her."

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Unknown

I will reblog this every single time

(via hogwartsastory)

This is so fucking awesome

(via dreckshure)

(Source: quotethat, via naijackellen)

iceemoon:

"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

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(via crunchier)

Fucking hate ungrateful people, don’t piss me off ugh

boy-alien:

girl hate is toxic, I don’t have time or patience for girls making fun of each other’s bodies etc

(Source: cybergrrrl, via attunemoon)

thatdudeemu:

White people scream race doesn’t matter until someone makes their favorite character black

(via reverseracism)

quiet-desperati0n:

I am a feminist because
I don’t think this video could be much more relevant.

(Source: , via lacigreen)